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Ian McLachlan

Ian McLachlan enjoys skateboarding and playing guitar.

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When the undertaker called
at my door it was barely noon.
I had secret stamped in black ink
on my hand. He was wearing
really good trainers. 'Leopold,'
I said, 'why are you here?'
He was in No Reflection, played
electric guitar, knows a lot of jokes
about necrophilia. 'I need your body
for a show,' he said. It was
one of those awkward moments,
like when you slop coffee on your
shirt. I said, 'I didn't know you were
putting the band back together.'